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Foster the People.
Enough said.
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(Source: thebeasthowls)
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girls don’t like boys
girls like celebrities old enough to be their parents
(via chuffed-john)
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when the cops were parked in front of our driveway:
- mom: well i guess its time to go get something out of the trunk
- me: i think i should wash my car right now
- mom: shouldn't they be going door to door?
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there were cop cars parked outside my house for a long time for what i assume was a stollen car across the street or something and the cop had such a nice ass so my mom and i stared at him for 20 minutes hoping he’d turn around because i mean if you have that nice of an ass your face must be flawless until he left in which case i started singing ‘baby come back’
one of my finer moments id say
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(Source: moveslikekorra, via princeruto)
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(Source: ohthatbox)
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"He’s watching her sleep, how is that not rapey?"
- Dean (via imjustcrazyabouttiffanys) -
Criminal Minds | S02E12 “Profiler, Profiled”
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what my research paper on the crucible will look like until the night before its due
It's funnier in Enochian
Carli, 17, Canadian
I do not like green eggs and ham. That is all.
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