It's funnier in Enochian


Carli, 17, Canadian

I do not like green eggs and ham. That is all.

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  1. Foster the People.

    neverincontrol:

    Enough said.

  2. (Source: thebeasthowls)

  3. life-ning:

    girls don’t like boys

    girls like celebrities old enough to be their parents 

    (via chuffed-john)

  4. when the cops were parked in front of our driveway:

    • mom: well i guess its time to go get something out of the trunk
    • me: i think i should wash my car right now
    • mom: shouldn't they be going door to door?
  5. there were cop cars parked outside my house for a long time for what i assume was a stollen car across the street or something and the cop had such a nice ass so my mom and i stared at him for 20 minutes hoping he’d turn around because i mean if you have that nice of an ass your face must be flawless until he left in which case i started singing ‘baby come back’

    one of my finer moments id say

  6. (Source: moveslikekorra, via princeruto)

  7. (Source: ohthatbox)

  8. "He’s watching her sleep, how is that not rapey?"

     - Dean  (via imjustcrazyabouttiffanys)
  9. fromthemiddleoftheocean:

    Criminal Minds | S02E12 “Profiler, Profiled”

  10. what my research paper on the crucible will look like until the night before its due

    what my research paper on the crucible will look like until the night before its due